Home Depot wouldn't load the pallet into my truck the last time I was there. They use CHEP pallets that have to be returned. So I told 'em, better get about 5 of them kids out here and start loading it then. Unless you don't really want that $300 sale.
Nothing I like more than to kick back with a Zima and a Virgina Slim reading 50 Shades of Grey with DCman (The Czar).