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THIS SEAT REALLY HURTS!! Just as he was about to get away along came...
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The hailstorm, he thought to himself "I sure picked a bad time to ride naked, I guess I'll have to..."
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take shelter in this abandoned factory.... hope nobody minds that I'm naked...
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then realizes he's actually on the set of a new reality show called ....
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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''Pimp my Grill''. He looked around and he saw the host of the show was none other than.....
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World renowned pitbuilder, R.C. The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Who was also wearing...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
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Nothing. RC walked up to him &......
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said to be careful frying bacon . You might...
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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Have thought it couldn't get any weirder but then there was a knock at the door and in walked...
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A naked OB1 ....who tried to give a bro hug...and The Czar and RC said in unison....
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Get in here we don't do Bro hugs and OB1 said...
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Use the force and be one with the Q. Then instructed them both that they were about to embark on a quest. The Czar and RC were to go to......
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the Czar's lagoon that's filled with bbq fed alligators and try to negotiate the release of a guy who has been trapped in there. So they called 10% Tom and told him to.....
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Bring the alligator translator and...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
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and wear the meat helmet that was made from...
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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Cow udders and a chin strap made from.....
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pork bellies but the problem was ....
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10% Tom wasn't fully committed to the whole idea. So he only brought...
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the helmet; saying "I speak fluent Crocodile, and that's close enough. We don't need no stinking alligator translator" So off they went to...
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pick up Gordon Ramsey, Bubba, Phyllisia and Bernice who might be useful as alligator distraction and because they are essential to this story because...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
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the guy in the lagoon must be rescued and they needed all the help they could get. They were headed back to the Czars as fast as Tom's old F-250 could go when all of a sudden....
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Bang! The main mobulator valve in the truck blew causing the dickia diaphragm to go haywire, everyone looked at each other & thought.........
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Squiggs don't know jack about trucks. It was obviously the secondary mobulator valve and....
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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fortunately they had a spare secondary mobulator valve taped to the roof of the cab. However...
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They struggled getting it off the roof cause 10% Tom used way too much gaffa tape to hold it there. His toolbox consisted of two things, gaffa tape for things that move that aren't spose to & a hammer for things that don't move that are spose to! ........
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