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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Post by Big T » August 22nd, 2017, 6:52 pm

THIS SEAT REALLY HURTS!! Just as he was about to get away along came...


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Post by temurf » August 22nd, 2017, 7:02 pm

The hailstorm, he thought to himself "I sure picked a bad time to ride naked, I guess I'll have to..."


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Post by ajfoxy » August 23rd, 2017, 2:09 am

take shelter in this abandoned factory.... hope nobody minds that I'm naked...


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Post by Pete Mazz » August 23rd, 2017, 6:35 am

then realizes he's actually on the set of a new reality show called ....


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Post by Big T » August 23rd, 2017, 10:21 pm

''Pimp my Grill''. He looked around and he saw the host of the show was none other than.....


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Post by ajfoxy » August 24th, 2017, 12:20 am

World renowned pitbuilder, R.C. The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Who was also wearing...


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Post by Squiggle » August 24th, 2017, 3:38 am

Nothing. RC walked up to him &......


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said to be careful frying bacon . You might...


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Post by Big T » August 24th, 2017, 2:01 pm

Have thought it couldn't get any weirder but then there was a knock at the door and in walked...


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Post by The Czar » August 24th, 2017, 2:29 pm

A naked OB1 ....who tried to give a bro hug...and The Czar and RC said in unison....


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Get in here we don't do Bro hugs and OB1 said...


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Post by Smokinnewby » August 24th, 2017, 6:45 pm

Use the force and be one with the Q. Then instructed them both that they were about to embark on a quest. The Czar and RC were to go to......


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Post by Big T » August 24th, 2017, 7:13 pm

the Czar's lagoon that's filled with bbq fed alligators and try to negotiate the release of a guy who has been trapped in there. So they called 10% Tom and told him to.....


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Bring the alligator translator and...


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Post by Weldun » August 25th, 2017, 3:23 pm

Cow udders and a chin strap made from.....


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Post by Pete Mazz » August 25th, 2017, 4:07 pm

pork bellies but the problem was ....


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Post by Rodcrafter » August 25th, 2017, 6:36 pm

10% Tom wasn't fully committed to the whole idea. So he only brought...


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Post by temurf » August 25th, 2017, 7:34 pm

the helmet; saying "I speak fluent Crocodile, and that's close enough. We don't need no stinking alligator translator" So off they went to...


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Post by ajfoxy » August 25th, 2017, 8:03 pm

pick up Gordon Ramsey, Bubba, Phyllisia and Bernice who might be useful as alligator distraction and because they are essential to this story because...


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Post by Big T » August 25th, 2017, 8:42 pm

the guy in the lagoon must be rescued and they needed all the help they could get. They were headed back to the Czars as fast as Tom's old F-250 could go when all of a sudden....


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Post by Squiggle » August 25th, 2017, 11:51 pm

Bang! The main mobulator valve in the truck blew causing the dickia diaphragm to go haywire, everyone looked at each other & thought.........


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Post by Pete Mazz » August 26th, 2017, 12:37 pm

Squiggs don't know jack about trucks. It was obviously the secondary mobulator valve and....


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Post by ajfoxy » August 26th, 2017, 3:54 pm

fortunately they had a spare secondary mobulator valve taped to the roof of the cab. However...


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Post by Squiggle » August 26th, 2017, 4:39 pm

They struggled getting it off the roof cause 10% Tom used way too much gaffa tape to hold it there. His toolbox consisted of two things, gaffa tape for things that move that aren't spose to & a hammer for things that don't move that are spose to! ........


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