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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Post by Squiggle » September 5th, 2017, 4:49 am

dung beetle juice.......


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Post by Big T » September 5th, 2017, 9:18 pm

but the Czar wasn't letting OB1 use his favorite rub this time so he called .....


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Post by Gringo Loco » September 5th, 2017, 10:35 pm

Juan!! He ask for some of his rub and little do he know Juan no speak a good English and gave him a bottle of......


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Post by Squiggle » September 6th, 2017, 4:13 am

Mexican lady of the night rubbing oil.........


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Post by Big T » September 6th, 2017, 5:40 pm

but the Czar had seen this stuff before when he was on vacation in Tijuana. He screamed at OB1 to not use the high quality oil on the lamb but to let him have it so that he could......


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Post by temurf » September 6th, 2017, 10:38 pm

Find a lady of the night from Mexico and rub her down with it...


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Post by Big T » September 7th, 2017, 4:47 pm

but Tom said that they need to head back to HQ and get ready for the next competition so the lady of the night would have to wait. They started walking back to the truck and......


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Post by Frank_Cox » September 7th, 2017, 9:40 pm

hahahahaha you guys are killin me!!!!!
Ok so here's my next part.....


the mexican lady of the night said "I coming along, TheCzar promise me....."


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Post by Squiggle » September 7th, 2017, 11:50 pm

"He would let me rub his meat!" but the lady of the night, who's name was Juana Suckemsilly, didn't know he was talking about the brisket & ribs in 10% Toms cooler.........


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Post by Pete Mazz » September 8th, 2017, 8:15 am

so she told the Czar to rub his own meat, to which he replied....


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Post by Smurf » September 8th, 2017, 10:50 am

I'm very good at rubbing my own meat, but I'm gonna try something different this time. I'm going to .....



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Post by mp4 » September 8th, 2017, 7:05 pm

Try sprinkling my meat to see if I get the same results because I've always had...



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Post by Big T » September 8th, 2017, 8:04 pm

mouth watering meat. Once again the lady of the night got excited and she said...


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Post by mp4 » September 8th, 2017, 9:08 pm

Sprinkle it on me, sprinkle it on me...



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Post by Big T » September 9th, 2017, 12:10 am

so the Czar whipped out the Boudreaux's butt rub and started shaking vigorously but some got in her eye and she started screaming...


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Post by Gringo Loco » September 11th, 2017, 12:27 am

Oh my God my husband is coming I think he is going to........


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Post by ajfoxy » September 11th, 2017, 12:43 am

want some of that rub too... so they drew straws to see who was going in that direction. Just then Squiggle, who had teleported all the way from Mole Creek in his gravity feed mini arrived and said, "I'll do it, I'll do it because....


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Post by Squiggle » September 11th, 2017, 4:04 am

"I'm game & I'll give anything a go once".......


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Post by Big T » September 11th, 2017, 4:33 pm

or twice if nobody catches me the first time. So Squiggle popped open the rub and started shaking vigorously but little did he know that.....


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Post by mp4 » September 11th, 2017, 7:57 pm

Mrs. Squiggle had snuck aboard his gravity feed mini and she wasn't at all pleased with what her eyes were seeing...



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Post by temurf » September 11th, 2017, 9:50 pm

Squiggle knew right away that he had some 'splaining to do and he had to think fast, so he said....


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Post by Gringo Loco » September 11th, 2017, 11:11 pm

Juanita is one of the Judges for the cook off and she judges how good you are at rubbing a butt. Then Juanita looks at Mrs. Squiggles and tells her....


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Post by Big T » September 12th, 2017, 11:05 pm

Senior Squiggy is real good at the butt rub, you have train him very well. Mrs. Squiggles says if you think he's good at rubbing butts just wait until you see him.....


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Post by ajfoxy » September 13th, 2017, 12:11 am

needlepoint crochet with his toes while he does the butt rub. But sometimes he gets too excited and ...


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Post by Squiggle » September 13th, 2017, 3:41 am

Pokes it in the wrong hole & gets thread everywhere!.....


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