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ajfoxy
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by ajfoxy » August 31st, 2017, 6:49 am
Squiggle wrote:
Hehehe, I couldn't, it was tangled!

But if you let it go it would untangle itself...
...and anyway it was not yours...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
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by temurf » August 31st, 2017, 7:48 pm
Meanwhile; back at the lagoon...
Yer gonna like what we've been smokin'.
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by ajfoxy » August 31st, 2017, 11:20 pm
everyone was doing handstands in the shower because they all drank too much "Ring of Fire"...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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by Big T » August 31st, 2017, 11:28 pm
then they realized that they were out of hooch so they called up Bootlegger to ordered some more but he said.......
Measure Twice.....Cut Three Times.
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by Pete Mazz » September 1st, 2017, 8:56 am
you guys can't handle the good stuff and gave them a zima but...
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by Gringo Loco » September 1st, 2017, 12:25 pm
little did the Bootlegger know, his partner had been packaging all the good stuff in the Zima bottles...
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by Squiggle » September 1st, 2017, 3:59 pm
& it was handstands in the shower all round again. Just then, RC shouted..........
Formerly known as "Hey you there in the bushes!"
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by Gringo Loco » September 1st, 2017, 4:14 pm
Hey you there in the bushes!............
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by Big T » September 1st, 2017, 9:35 pm
I've got a bunch of over served people in the shower that think they're gymnast. I could really use some help getting them out of there so ....
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by Squiggle » September 1st, 2017, 10:21 pm
The man is the bushes said he would help, but he had to ask "why are you naked?"..........
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by ajfoxy » September 1st, 2017, 10:59 pm
to which RC replied, clearly you need your eyes tested, I'm wearing a flesh coloured Borat mankini. And they proceeded to coral the plastered shower gymnasts into a corner...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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by Big T » September 1st, 2017, 11:37 pm
they snatched the shower curtain down, threw it over all of them and turned on the cold water to sober them up. They thought they had the situation under control but then they realized that....
Measure Twice.....Cut Three Times.
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by Squiggle » September 2nd, 2017, 5:17 am
The Czar had disappeared, so everyone started to look for him yelling out........
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by ajfoxy » September 2nd, 2017, 4:30 pm
and eventually found him in the broom cupboard sucking on a bottle of ... you guessed it... "Ring of Fire" firewater. So with everyone accounted for they set off once again to...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
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by Squiggle » September 2nd, 2017, 8:14 pm
Cody Caribu's Country Comfort Cookout Club to have some really rockin rosie red rub ribs & some totally terrific turmeric tangerine tater mash......
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by Big T » September 2nd, 2017, 8:39 pm
but they were fresh out so they had to settle for some pink peppercorn pulled pork and Brazilian blackberry bbq brisket. They ate so much that they were about to bust but then for dessert they had some.....
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by Squiggle » September 3rd, 2017, 3:34 am
Bitter battered bacon balls boiled before baking & some ice cream...........
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by mp4 » September 3rd, 2017, 8:27 am
And then all H E double hockey sticks broke out because...
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by Big T » September 3rd, 2017, 9:10 am
10% Tom has several food allergies including being lactose intolerant and the place only had one bathroom and it was occupied. Tom was yelling for them to open the door when Cody Caribu came and told the guys....
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by mp4 » September 3rd, 2017, 9:13 am
Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was...
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by Squiggle » September 4th, 2017, 3:09 am
Black as soot....
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by Pete Mazz » September 4th, 2017, 5:19 am
but OB1 would try to smoke it anyway using ...
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by ajfoxy » September 4th, 2017, 6:36 am
The Mack...

Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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by Pete Mazz » September 4th, 2017, 12:24 pm
and his patented Little bo peep rub that contains ...
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by ajfoxy » September 5th, 2017, 2:17 am
just a hint of beezlebub juice, a heavy hand of Ring of Fire as well as the secret ingredient ....
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford