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Frank_Cox
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by Frank_Cox » August 14th, 2017, 9:10 pm
Lets see where this goes....Should be fun!
I'll start with the first sentence and then you guys make the next one.... one sentence per reply tho.... smileys permitted...
Start here....
There once was a man from Austin.....
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Big T
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by Big T » August 14th, 2017, 11:00 pm
who had just ordered a brand new double wide trailer with a built on porch.....
Measure Twice.....Cut Three Times.
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Dirtytires
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by Dirtytires » August 14th, 2017, 11:52 pm
...from one of them fancy new builders out California way, but then...
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by Squiggle » August 15th, 2017, 5:28 am
He drove it up into the Appalachia mountains for a holiday.
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ajfoxy
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by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 5:46 am
And traded it for a whole bunch of moonshine and a motorhome and a banjo...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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Frank_Cox
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by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 6:52 am
Lol
Where he came upon a moose
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TheCapps
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by TheCapps » August 15th, 2017, 8:01 am
While playing his banjo he said, Hey moose! You sure do got a purdy mouth
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Sand Hiller
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by Sand Hiller » August 15th, 2017, 8:49 am
And the moose replied, "Why thank you" joined in a drink and began blowing on his harmonica
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by Millajosh » August 15th, 2017, 9:25 am
By "harmonica" I mean porcupine.
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by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 1:08 pm
He blew and and blew until the porcupine,
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by Pete Mazz » August 15th, 2017, 2:08 pm
exploded and sent quills into both of them
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by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 5:14 pm
Whereby Confuscius muttered... A consequence of blowing a porcupine is multiple pricks.
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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by Stewart » August 15th, 2017, 5:54 pm
So their they were full of quills and surrounded by Pygmy head hunters
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by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 6:05 pm
then the moose panicked and ran off with the guy hanging onto his back
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by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 6:29 pm
Yelling, "the British are coming, the British are coming" until all of a sudden he.....
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Big T
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by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 8:14 pm
fell off of the moose, slid down the hillside and landed in....
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Frank_Cox
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by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 8:30 pm
TheCzar's large lagoon of........
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by behind bars bbq » August 15th, 2017, 9:01 pm
bbq fed alligators. they started...
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by Frank_Cox » August 15th, 2017, 9:12 pm
to panic but just then Gordon Ramsey.....
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by ajfoxy » August 15th, 2017, 9:52 pm
politely asked them if they were hungry, to which they answered...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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Big T
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by Big T » August 15th, 2017, 10:12 pm
we are tired of The Czar's famous crockpot chicken, we will let them go if.....
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by mp4 » August 16th, 2017, 4:18 am
TheCzar changes from his chicken ways and starts feeding us brisket...
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by Pete Mazz » August 16th, 2017, 4:36 am
or at least some bacon wrapped fatties stuffed with...
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by ajfoxy » August 16th, 2017, 5:54 am
the remains of the porcupine and other delicious ingredients such as...
Learning generally boils down to "Repetition or the avoidance of pain", some people learn by doing, some by watching and some just have to pee on the electric fence.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford
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by Stewart » August 16th, 2017, 8:15 am
Toad testicles chicken toes dog hair and jello