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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by The Czar » February 7th, 2014, 11:53 am

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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Clover Ridge Smokers » February 7th, 2014, 1:03 pm

I LOVE IT!!. I'm moving!


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by El Gato » February 7th, 2014, 2:21 pm

Ill be posting humor soon!!
I have been very busy trying to open another portrait studio,
Since, my real job, I am portrait photographer, ( been doing the photo thing for 27yrs)
Been doing remodeling and painting and dealing with the damn inspectors,
And hope to finish by next week,!
It driving me nuts!

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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Smokeone » February 7th, 2014, 5:53 pm

No problem, EG! I think a lot of us have found life in our way, of fun.


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Smurf » February 7th, 2014, 11:29 pm

Always look forward to Humor for the day. :beer:



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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by mazdaparts » February 11th, 2014, 12:52 am

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Is it normal for one testicle to be larger than the other two?

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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Big vin » February 12th, 2014, 2:58 am

That is truly awful, damn..



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Post by The Czar » February 12th, 2014, 3:20 pm

I was disappointed
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Post by SmokinFF » February 12th, 2014, 3:41 pm

Think that's called the "bait and switch"


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Clover Ridge Smokers » February 12th, 2014, 8:05 pm

Can some make suggestions on how to cook this?
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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Gizmo » February 12th, 2014, 8:59 pm

Cube it up, pan fry it then put it in a batch of jambalaya with a LOT of seasonings and tinactin - I hear they taste like chicken…. :D


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Post by Pete Mazz » February 13th, 2014, 7:20 am

And call it the Jeffrey Dahmer Special!

MMMMM, thems good feet!


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by mazdaparts » February 14th, 2014, 12:28 am

I usually just put mine in my mouth raw and frequently.


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Gizmo » February 14th, 2014, 6:14 am

=))


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Post by Rev.Mike » February 14th, 2014, 5:00 pm

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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Miketheforester » February 15th, 2014, 6:20 pm

Then there is always the classic "Accident at the hotdog factory" recipe!



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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Gizmo » February 19th, 2014, 5:27 am

Bad Hair Day!

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That picture cracks me up…. :D

P.S. - posted through Photobucket - Imageshack started charging on Monday….. !


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by Big T » February 19th, 2014, 11:14 pm

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))


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Post by Gizmo » February 24th, 2014, 7:53 am

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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by El Gato » March 2nd, 2014, 10:12 pm

here we go!
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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by SmokinFF » March 2nd, 2014, 10:21 pm

Like the ice cubes. May use some if them tomorrow.


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Post by The Czar » March 3rd, 2014, 7:08 am

I like that snake prank


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by El Gato » March 3rd, 2014, 12:38 pm

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Post by The Czar » March 3rd, 2014, 2:45 pm

Ha!!


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Re: Humor For The Day

Post by mazdaparts » March 15th, 2014, 12:09 am

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