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Humor For The Day

Post by The Czar » December 10th, 2013, 3:03 pm

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Post by Gizmo » December 10th, 2013, 6:25 pm

I can't blame them …. :-w


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Post by dwwantasmoker » December 10th, 2013, 8:46 pm

I think I married the wrong sister? O I was thinking out load again! :headwall:



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Post by El Gato » December 11th, 2013, 11:03 pm

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Post by Gizmo » December 12th, 2013, 6:14 am

cat in the birdhouse …. =))


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Post by El Gato » December 16th, 2013, 2:09 pm

12-16
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Post by El Gato » December 19th, 2013, 3:59 pm

tadah!!
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Post by The Czar » December 19th, 2013, 8:05 pm

Nice ink


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Post by El Gato » December 19th, 2013, 8:11 pm

did you check out the bacon wrapping paper??



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Post by El Gato » December 24th, 2013, 5:45 pm

MERRY XMAS!!!!
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Post by El Gato » December 24th, 2013, 5:48 pm

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Post by El Gato » December 24th, 2013, 5:51 pm

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Post by Rev.Mike » December 24th, 2013, 5:56 pm

=))



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Post by The Czar » December 24th, 2013, 6:41 pm

That is not a small poodle....


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Post by Gizmo » December 25th, 2013, 5:52 am

SERIOUSLY? = A POODLE PONY? ….. for the little girl that has everything…. :D


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Post by El Gato » December 30th, 2013, 5:11 pm

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Post by The Czar » December 30th, 2013, 7:17 pm

Nice....
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Post by Gizmo » December 31st, 2013, 5:55 am

=)) That's why I never read the instructions….


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Post by El Gato » December 31st, 2013, 11:25 pm

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Post by The Czar » December 31st, 2013, 11:38 pm

I don't know any of you people....
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Post by Smokeone » December 31st, 2013, 11:54 pm

Watch for the dot, DC. :beer:


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Post by El Gato » January 1st, 2014, 1:35 am

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Post by Gizmo » January 1st, 2014, 7:27 am

bird? chill? =)) =))
stop! - oh please stop! =)) =)) too painful to laugh this hard … =))
funniest thing I've seen all year! =))


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Post by mazdaparts » January 3rd, 2014, 4:33 pm

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER

#10 LIFE IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE

#9 GOOD HEALTH IS MERELY THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE RATE AT WHICH ONE CAN DIE

#8 MEN HAVE 2 EMOTIONS, HUNGRY AND HORNY. IF YOU SEE HIM WITHOUT AN ERECTION, MAKE HIM A SANDWICH

#7 GIVE A PERSON A FISH AND FEED HIM FOR A DAY. TEACH A PERSON TO USE THE INTERNET AND THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU FOR WEEKS, MONTHS, MAYBE YEARS.

#6 SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKY, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY SURE MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.

#5 HEALTHS NUTS ARE GOING TO FEEL STUPID SOMEDAY, LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED DYING FROM NOTHING.

#4 ALL OF US CAN LEARN A LESSON FROM THE WEATHER, IT PAYS NO ATTENTION TO CRITICISM.

#3 WHY DOES A SLIGHT TAX INCREASE COST YOU $800, AND A SUBSTANTIAL TAX CUT ONLY SAVES YOU $30?

#2 IN THE 60'S PEOPLE TOOK ACID TO MAKE THE WORLD WEIRD. NOW THE WORLD IS WEIRD AND PEOPLE TAKE PROZAC TO MAKE IT NORMAL.

#1 LIFE IS LIKE A JAR OF JALAPENO PEPPERS. WHAT YOU DO TODAY, MIGHT BURN YOUR ASS TOMORROW.


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Post by El Gato » January 6th, 2014, 8:50 am

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