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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Big T » September 13th, 2017, 5:21 pm

it's the craziest thing you've ever saw. At this point Juana was looking a little worried and she said.....
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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Rodcrafter » September 13th, 2017, 7:52 pm

That looks like Irma coming I bet she is blowing 185 mph, if she doesn't slow down.......


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Squiggle » September 13th, 2017, 7:58 pm

Juana is going to get blown back to Mexico. So everybody .....


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Gringo Loco » September 13th, 2017, 8:22 pm

Started listening real close when Juanita spoke up and said " the only reason I wanted to be a judge is so I can get come of Mr. Cox' s meat, I can't wait to have it ......


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Postby Squiggle » September 13th, 2017, 10:02 pm

Dripping with sauce & tasty as.......


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Big T » September 13th, 2017, 10:44 pm

the best pulled pork samich you've ever had but the Czar caught wind of what was going on and he said....


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Postby Squiggle » September 14th, 2017, 7:51 am

Hot dang, I'm gonna git me some of dat samich!........


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Postby Big T » September 17th, 2017, 2:31 pm

but what he didn't realize was that they had swapped the sauce out and replaced it with Rufus Teague BBQ sauce. He took one bite and said.....


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby ajfoxy » September 17th, 2017, 7:37 pm

dang it, this is not bad at all. It just needs a little...


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby Gringo Loco » September 18th, 2017, 10:58 pm

Hot chili peppers! So he pull out his personal pocket size ghost pepper bottle and began to shake it on his samich!! He turned around to grab an ice cold adult beverage and ......


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Postby Squiggle » September 19th, 2017, 2:54 am

A banana, he always had a banana with his hot chilli pork samich....


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Postby temurf » September 19th, 2017, 5:50 pm

so there he was, enjoying his sammich and banana, when all of a sudden...


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Postby Big T » September 19th, 2017, 7:29 pm

Tom came walking around the corner and said, there's a mad Mexican lady over there yelling about the.......


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Postby Squiggle » September 19th, 2017, 9:55 pm

Money she was owed for all the meat rubbing....,,


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Re: Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

Postby ajfoxy » September 23rd, 2017, 3:35 am

So the boys all dug deep in their pockets and came up with a bunch of coins, a few notes, some old gum, a broken flux capacitor and a cancelled credit card. OB1 handed the haul over to Juana, who although doubtful about the usefulness of a broken flux capacitor conceded that the meat rubbing debt was paid in full. The lads all agreed that as a meat rubber Juana was top notch. Mrs Squiggle now insisted that there be not more talk of meat rubbing as it was making Squiggle hot and bothered. So EVERYONE agree there was to be no more talk of meat rubbing. The conversation returned to rescuing those trapped in the swamp...


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